THE RULES
AS WRITTEN BY MEN
AS WRITTEN BY MEN
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RULE # 1
Anything we say six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
All comments become null and void after seven days.
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RULE # 2
If you don't want to dress like Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
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RULE # 3
If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.
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RULE 4
It is neither your best interest nor ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together.
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RULE # 1
Anything we say six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
All comments become null and void after seven days.
👨
RULE # 2
If you don't want to dress like Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
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RULE # 3
If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.
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RULE 4
It is neither your best interest nor ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together.
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RULE 5
Let us ogle.
If we don't look at other women how can we know how pretty you are?
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RULE # 6
You can either ask us to do something
OR tell us how you want it done - not both.
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RULE # 7
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials or time-out.
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Let us ogle.
If we don't look at other women how can we know how pretty you are?
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RULE # 6
You can either ask us to do something
OR tell us how you want it done - not both.
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RULE # 7
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials or time-out.
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RULE # 8
Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.
Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.
Fail Miserably
Valentine’s Day is a test for a lot of couples. So to
test their love, we went out on Hollywood Boulevard, we found some
couples who’d been together for a while and we asked the guys a few
basic questions about their lady. As a result, the following
relationships are now destroyed.
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