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Monday, April 29, 2024

Big Bang Theory ๐Ÿ’ฅ Times Sheldon Was WRONG

8 Times Sheldon Was WRONG
The Big Bang Theory
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It doesn't happen often, but there are times when the one and only Sheldon Cooper (with an IQ of 187) makes mistakes at work, with his friends, and in his relationship. Sometimes he apologizes for his blunders and other times he's too embarrassed.
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0:00 Howard corrects Sheldon    S01E12 - The Jerusalem Duality
Dennis Kim, a child prodigy seems to  have outstripped Sheldon's achievements in every way. Sheldon decides to give up his own work and focus on other tasks.
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2:07 Leslie corrects Sheld   S01E05 - The Hamburger Postulate
Sheldon wakes up to a terrible surprise; the equations on his whiteboard had been tampered with. Although it solved the problem he had, he was still infuriated. Shortly after that, Leslie admits that she had corrected his equations.
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4:05 Russian physicist corrects Sheldon   S01E13 - The Bat Jar Conjecture
The gang competes Caltech's Physics Bowl. Leonard made the decision to drop Sheldon from the team and add Leslie Winkle to take his place.
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7:40 Priya corrects Sheldon   S04E21 - The Agreement Dissection
Sheldon is frustrated at Priya's nullification of the Roommate Agreement using her knowledge of the law and contracts.
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10:21 Howard outsmarts Sheldon   S04E18 - The Prestidigitation Approximation
Priya feels threatened by Leonard hanging out with his ex-girlfriend Penny all the time. Meanwhile, Sheldon attempts to figure out Howard's magic trick.
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13:23 Howard corrects Sheldon again   S03E02 - The Jiminy Conjecture
Guys find a cricket in their apartment and each claims it to be a different species. They decide to make a bet before catching it and bringing it to an entomologist at Caltech.
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16:24 Stephen Hawking corrects Sheldon    S05E21 - The Hawking Excitation
Sheldon finally gets to meet Hawking in person. When they meet, Hawking points out an arithmetic error in Sheldon's paper that makes the whole paper incorrect, causing Sheldon to faint.
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18:00 Penny outsmarts Sheldon    S06E04 - The Re-Entry Minimization
Amy and Penny are playing Pictionary against Leonard and Sheldon. Sheldon's drawing concepts and guesses are too complicated and confusing for Leonard and the girls win.

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The Big Bang Theory created by Chuck Lorre and Bill Prady premiered on CBS on September 24, 2007, and concluded on May 16, 2019, having broadcast 279 episodes over 12 seasons.
The show originally centered on five characters living in Pasadena, California: Leonard Hofstadter (Johnny Galecki) and Sheldon Cooper (Jim Parsons), both physicists at Caltech, who share an apartment; Penny (Kaley Cuoco), a waitress and aspiring actress who lives across the hall; and Leonard and Sheldon's similarly geeky and socially awkward friends and co-workers, aerospace engineer Howard Wolowitz (Simon Helberg) and astrophysicist Raj Koothrappali (Kunal Nayyar). 
Over time, supporting characters were promoted to starring roles, including neuroscientist Amy Farrah Fowler (Mayim Bialik), microbiologist Bernadette Rostenkowski (Melissa Rauch), and comic book store owner Stuart Bloom (Kevin Sussman).
The show was filmed in front of a live audience and produced by Warner Bros. Television and Chuck Lorre Productions. It ultimately reached the no. 1 spot in its eleventh season. 
It was nominated for the Emmy Award for Outstanding Comedy Series from 2011 to 2014 and won the Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series four times for Parsons. In total, it won seven Emmy Awards from 46 nominations. Parsons also won the Golden Globe for Best Actor in a Television Comedy Series in 2011. 
In 2017, the series spawned a prequel series, Young Sheldon, based on Parsons' character Sheldon Cooper; it also airs on CBS.
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Tuesday, April 23, 2024

You're Drinking ☕ Too Much Coffee When

You're Drinking Too Much Coffee
When...
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Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
  • You ski uphill.
  • You speed walk in your sleep.
  • You have a bumper sticker that says: "Coffee drinkers are good in the sack."
  • You answer the door before people knock.
  • You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
  • You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
  • You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
  • You sleep with your eyes open.
  • You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
  • The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
  • You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
  • You lick your coffeepot clean.
  • You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
  • Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
  • You chew on other people's fingernails.
  • The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's coffee." 
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  • Your so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
  • You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
  • You can jump-start your car without cables.
  • All your kids are named "Joe."
  • You don't need a hammer to pound in nails.
  • You don't sweat, you percolate.
  • You buy milk by the barrel.
  • You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
  • You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
  • You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
  • You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
  • Mad Money's Jim Cramer thinks you need to calm down.
  • You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
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  • People get dizzy just watching you.
  • When you find a penny, you say, "Find a penny, pick it up. Sixty-three more, I'll have a cup."
  • You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
  • The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
  • Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
  • Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.
  • You're so wired, you pick up AM radio.
  • People can test their batteries in your ears.
  • Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans.
  • Instant coffee takes too long.
  • You channel surf faster without a remote.
  • When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
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  • You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can
  • You want to come back as a coffee mug in your next life.
  • Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil
  • You'd be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison.
  • You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
  • You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
  • You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."
  • You get drunk just so you can sober up.
  • You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson.
  • Your Thermos is on wheels.
  • Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
  • You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
  • You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
  • You short out motion detectors.
  • You have a conniption over spilled milk.
  • You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
  • Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
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  • You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
  • You don't tan, you roast.
  • You don't get mad, you get steamed.
  • Your three favorite things in life are...coffee before and coffee after.
  • Your lover uses soft lights, romantic music, and a glass of iced coffee to get you in the mood.
  • You can't even remember your second cup.
  • You help your dog chase its tail.
  • You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
  • Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.
  • You introduce your spouse as your coffee-mate.
  • You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."
  • Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
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Sunday, April 14, 2024

Robots ๐Ÿค– Playlist ๐Ÿฆฟ

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Tuesday, April 9, 2024

Women ๐Ÿ’Can Make Anything๐Ÿ™Ž‍♂️An Insult

๐Ÿ’Women Can Make Anything ๐Ÿ’
An Insult
K-Von ๐Ÿ™Ž‍♂️ Full Special
Women can make anything an insult, especially a compliment.  K-Von breaks down just how many skills women have that men don't have, and how they can get away with things men could never dream of.
Whether you're a fan of aging gracefully, skinny jeans or big muscles this full Dry Bar Comedy special form K-Von is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish. 
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๐Ÿ˜Š “You want to equal rights this is what it looks like” ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜
K-Van's comedy proves that you don't need to rely on profanity or vulgarity to make people laugh. This style of comedy is more demanding, requiring wit, preparation, and well-crafted material. In contrast, comedians who use coarse language from the outset often take the easy way out. ๐Ÿคฃ He had the crowd roaring a few times... Without profanity... Nicely done sir!
I kissed my wife and told her “You are so beautiful to me” - she pulled back “why just to you?”
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 That double standard joke in the beginning about the difference between a man and a woman talking to the nephew/niece turning 18 was such a great start!
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  "That's right, R. Kelly, tell it to the judge."๐Ÿ˜‚
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“Can you be totally starving and have no idea what you want to eat.” 
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"Meatballs, spaghetti, handguns.. forgetboutit,  whatever" Having an Italian girlfriend who has 5 brothers, this one left me in stitches. K-Von you're a global treasure
"Ladies DON'T be confused: These muscles will NOT defend you. These are for looks. They are designer muscles. Yeah!!! These are for STARBUCKS. They are not for Tai- Chi; they are for Chai-tea."
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Guy: "Your makeup looks so good"
Woman: "So I look bad without makeup?"
Guy: "Uhhhhh"

Indian Parents: "Very much so"
"I am so fat" 
"Naw, babe. You're beautiful." 
"I said I was fat... not ugly"
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"I yearn for true gender equality, I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them and complains about someone 'not being a man' when its convenient"
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Sunday, April 7, 2024

Solar Eclipse ๐ŸŒ“ 2024

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Total Solar Eclipse of April 8, 2024
New York
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New York will see a total eclipse of the Sun on April 8, 2024. The northern portion of the state will see totality. If you are close to the USA/Canadian border, you will see close to three and a half minutes of darkness. The rest of the state will see a partial eclipse, including New York City. The next total eclipse of the Sun for New York will be on May 1, 2079, including New York City and the state’s southeastern part (see map below). The next one after that will cover the mid and eastern portion of the state on October 26, 2144 (minus NYC)! Mark your calendars! Eclipses of the Sun happen once every 18 months…on average. The cone of darkness from the Moon is no more than 62 to 166 miles wide as it travels across the sunlit surface of the Earth, depending on how far away the Moon is from the Earth. The Moon, Sun, and Earth must be in the right place and time to see a total eclipse of the Sun for your location.
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Next total solar eclipse in the USA on April 8, 2024 
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Solar Eclipse 2024 - 2017
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Partial Eclipse By State (A – M)

New Jersey
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Total Eclipse
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April 8, 2024 Solar Eclipse
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                       WH 2024 from LarryKoehn on Vimeo.

Find a state underneath to see how various cities are affected by the shadow of the Moon.
          The states listed in yellow will see totality in some parts of the state. 
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 The states listed in yellow will see totality in some parts of the state.
 For example, Oklahoma will experience totality only in the southeast.  
Fifteen states will see totality this coming April!

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