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Tuesday, April 9, 2024

Women ๐Ÿ’Can Make Anything๐Ÿ™Ž‍♂️An Insult

๐Ÿ’Women Can Make Anything ๐Ÿ’
An Insult
K-Von ๐Ÿ™Ž‍♂️ Full Special
Women can make anything an insult, especially a compliment.  K-Von breaks down just how many skills women have that men don't have, and how they can get away with things men could never dream of.
Whether you're a fan of aging gracefully, skinny jeans or big muscles this full Dry Bar Comedy special form K-Von is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish. 
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๐Ÿ˜Š “You want to equal rights this is what it looks like” ๐Ÿ˜‚ 
๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜
K-Van's comedy proves that you don't need to rely on profanity or vulgarity to make people laugh. This style of comedy is more demanding, requiring wit, preparation, and well-crafted material. In contrast, comedians who use coarse language from the outset often take the easy way out. ๐Ÿคฃ He had the crowd roaring a few times... Without profanity... Nicely done sir!
I kissed my wife and told her “You are so beautiful to me” - she pulled back “why just to you?”
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 That double standard joke in the beginning about the difference between a man and a woman talking to the nephew/niece turning 18 was such a great start!
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  "That's right, R. Kelly, tell it to the judge."๐Ÿ˜‚
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“Can you be totally starving and have no idea what you want to eat.” 
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"Meatballs, spaghetti, handguns.. forgetboutit,  whatever" Having an Italian girlfriend who has 5 brothers, this one left me in stitches. K-Von you're a global treasure
"Ladies DON'T be confused: These muscles will NOT defend you. These are for looks. They are designer muscles. Yeah!!! These are for STARBUCKS. They are not for Tai- Chi; they are for Chai-tea."
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Guy: "Your makeup looks so good"
Woman: "So I look bad without makeup?"
Guy: "Uhhhhh"

Indian Parents: "Very much so"
"I am so fat" 
"Naw, babe. You're beautiful." 
"I said I was fat... not ugly"
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"I yearn for true gender equality, I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them and complains about someone 'not being a man' when its convenient"
๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜… ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜… ๐Ÿ˜ญ
               

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