How Man Avoids😎Wife’s Ire

Man Told His Friend
😎 How He Avoids His Wife’s Ire 😎

 Two married buddies are out drinking one night…

One turns to the other and says, 

“You know, I don’t know what else to do ..”
“Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway.”
“I shut off the engine, and coast into the garage.”
“I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom.”
“I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out late.”

His buddy looks at him and says, 
“Well, you’re obviously taking the wrong approach…”
“I screech into the the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, and throw my shoes in the closet.”
“I jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, 
‘You as horny as I am?’…and she always acts like she’s sound asleep.”