Man's 🙋♂️Dictionary 📘
"IT'S A GUY THING"
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"There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
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"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
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"Why isn't it already on the table?"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"
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"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"
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Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
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"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
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"I have no idea how it works."
"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
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"I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."
"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
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"I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
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"Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
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"I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES."
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"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
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"I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."
"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Translated:
"I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
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"Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
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"I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES."
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"The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
"OH, DON'T FUSS - I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
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"OH, DON'T FUSS - I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
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"I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
"I CAN'T FIND IT."
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"It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
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"I CAN'T FIND IT."
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"It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
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"What did you catch me at?"
"I HEARD YOU."
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"I HEARD YOU."
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"I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me."
"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
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"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
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"I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
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"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
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"Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
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"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
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"No one will ever see us alive again."
MEN'S WEDDING CAKE
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