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While Women and Men use the same words, they do not attach the same meanings to them. This results in miscommunications, confusion, and frustration for all involved.
This is a guide for men to use and better understand the women in their lives.
This is a guide for men to use and better understand the women in their lives.
FINE
This
is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right
and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks -
this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
If
she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. It is equivalent to the
five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take
out the trash, so it's an even trade.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. It means "something,"
and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe
the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down,
and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last
"Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
This
is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It ! One that will result in a
woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"
GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This
means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will
get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by
"Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes"
when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH
This
is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at
that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you over "Nothing"
SOFT SIGH
Again,
not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is
content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay
content.
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements
that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means she wants to think
long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
mistake. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine".
GO AHEAD!
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
PLEASE DO...
This
is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to
come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it
is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be
careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"
Whatever
Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." It is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome', that
will bring on a 'whatever'. A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she
is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in
some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful
not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"
Don't worry about it, I got it :
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to "nothing".
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to "nothing".
I told you about that:
This
means that she did tell you this and expected you to hear and remember
it even though you were sleeping, in the shower, or watching a
Victoria’s Secret commercial when she told you.
When are you going to do that:
When are you going to do that:
Pay
attention to this one. It means that you have been asked to do
something several times and this is your final warning before number 9
above happens.
Note:
Note:
There are several non-verbal methods of communication at a woman’s disposal:
(A) The look of “You’ve got to be kidding”: This may be accompanied by a slightly raised eyebrow. She is storing this moment away for a later “I told you so” moment.
(B) The look of Death: This means that if you proceed with what you just suggested, prepare to not get any loving for up to a month.
(C) The look of Death with Lasers: That burning sensation means that if you proceed with what you just suggested, you better have a good lawyer.
(A) The look of “You’ve got to be kidding”: This may be accompanied by a slightly raised eyebrow. She is storing this moment away for a later “I told you so” moment.
(B) The look of Death: This means that if you proceed with what you just suggested, prepare to not get any loving for up to a month.
(C) The look of Death with Lasers: That burning sensation means that if you proceed with what you just suggested, you better have a good lawyer.
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