Mayor Defends NYPD's Controversial
The outgoing mayor continues to stand by the police's
routine kissing of New York citizens
VIDEO
routine kissing of New York citizens
VIDEO
The Onion released a new "report" spoofing New York's
controversial "Stop and Frisk" laws, replacing the "Frisk" part with
something equally invasive.
The spot-on parody features both
police footage and tense debate on the subject, culminating in a quote
from Commissioner Ray Kelly saying, "This is what post-9/11 police work
looks like. Honestly, if we could kiss everyone in New York City, we
would."
That's not as nice as it sounds.
Take a look at the clip and make sure to watch to the end for a laugh-out-loud teaser for the upcoming segment.
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The Onion a satirical news site released a hilarious "report" that spoofed New York's controversial "Stop and Frisk" laws.
Renamed "Stop and Kiss," the report stated that New York City
officers are able to kiss any and everyone on the street as part of
their jobs.
Hilarious, right?
Cue everyone on the Internet who apparently
Amazingly, a lot of people believe the piece is real, as Gothamist pointed out. They’re commenting on YouTube, voicing their outrage and confusion:
- NY got some shit going on with this stop-and-KISS program. Who in the TF thought of that wild ass shit????
- I may be Late .. but What is This NYPD STOP AND KISS PROGRAM WTF???
- I'm really confused about the NYPD stop and kiss program....
- New York wild af. Police doing a stop and kiss program. Lmao.
- WTF NYPD GAY TALKING BOUT STOP AND KISS
- that stop and kiss program police in NY are doing is beyond my mental understanding. i still cant get my head around it, wtf is that?
Calm down, y'all.
- Absolutely hysterical, thanks for the laugh.
- It's nice to see New Yorkers kiss off the departing mayor's policies with humor.
- Nothing unusual. Go to any leather bar and you'll see 'cops' kissing guys all the time. :)
- ..and Indians and construction workers .
- I have no problem with it.. just watch the hands.
- I so picture Roseanne Roseannadanna when I see this
- I wonder if the FDNY will roll out a new campaign ....stop, drop, and blow
- I swear i thought this was real for 2 seconds! you never know what these cops can do.
- As long as there is a strict "No tongues" policy.
- Try it, might get you out of a ticket .
- Seriously, if men don't want to get kissed by the police, they shouldn't be dressed like that.
- Now that's a policy I can get behind....
- Or in front of...I'm versatile.
- I'm going up to NYC next week. Let's hope the stop-and-kiss is still in effect. I'll be armed with some chap stick, just in case.
- I want to invoke a citizen's stop and kiss on all the beautiful women walking in NYC.
- So in further news, I'll be moving to NYC within the next 20 minutes.
- Yes, the end is killer. Now, I have to take a cold shower.
Literally Unbelievable
Stories from The Onion as interpreted by Facebook
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