Go, Emma 📑😂📱By Le Trefle

'Emma'

📑😂📱

By Le Trefle

Sure, the paper industry is struggling, but there's one thing your tablet, iPad, iPod etc can't replace.

Check out this hilarious French ad for Le Trefle, and remember...

Not Everything can be Improved with Technology!

Proves Both Husbands & Technology Wrong 

Go, Emma...

(VIDEO) 

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Un Élève 😁Brillant

Un Élève Brillant

Voici comment l'on devient avec l'âge

Un jour, le petit Thomas élève d'une classe élémentaire, demanda à la maîtresse s'il pouvait lui parler après les cours.  Elle accepte. le moment venu:

La Maîtresse: Alors, que veux-tu me dire, Thomas ?

Thomas: Je pense être trop intelligent que pour rester dans cette classe, je m'embête ! Je voudrais passer directement au secondaire.

Sur ce, le directeur de l'école informé, demande à Thomas s'il veut bien passer des tests pour prouver sa capacité.

Thomas accepta sans hésiter et le directeur commence le test.

Le Directeur: Voyons voir Thomas, combien font 3 X 4 ?

Thomas : 12, Monsieur le Directeur !

Le Directeur: Et 6 X 6 ?

Thomas: 36, Monsieur !

Le Directeur: Quelle est la Capitale du Japon ?

Thomas: Tokyo , Monsieur !

Le test continue pendant une demi-heure, Thomas ne commet aucune erreur! Le directeur satisfait, décida alors d'arrêter le test - mais la maîtresse demanda si à son tour, elle pouvait aussi poser quelques questions à Thomas. Tous deux acceptent, et elle commença.

La Maîtresse: Bien, Thomas ! dis-moi, la vache en a 4 et moi j'en ai 2 de quoi s'agit-il ?

Thomas: Les jambes, Madame !

La Maîtresse: Correct ! dit la maîtresse. Et...  qu'est-ce qu'on trouve dans tes pantalons et pas dans les miens ?

Le directeur s'étonne de la question...

Thomas: Les poches, Madame !

La Maîtresse: Bien, Thomas ! Qu'est-ce que les hommes et les femmes ont en plein milieu et qui es en double ?

Le directeur se prépare à intervenir lorsque Thomas répond :

Thomas: Les deux 'M', Madame !

La Maîtresse: Où est-ce que les gens ont les poils les plus frisés ?

Thomas: En Afrique, Madame ! répond le gamin sans hésiter.

La Maîtresse : Qu'est-ce qui est mou mais qui, entre les mains d'une femme, devient dur

Le directeur ouvre grands les yeux - au même moment, 

Thomas répondit : Le vernis à ongles, Madame !

La Maîtresse: Qu'est-ce que vous les hommes et nous les femmes, avons au milieu des jambes ?

Thomas: Les genoux, Madame !

La Maîtresse: Bien. Et qu'est-ce qu'une femme mariée a de plus large qu'une femme célibataire ? 

Thomas: Le lit, Madame.

Le directeur n'en croit pas ses oreilles ! 

La Maîtresse: Quelle est la partie de mon corps qui est souvent la plus humide ?

Thomas: Votre langue, Madame !

La Maîtresse: Quel mot commençant par la lettre 'c' , désigne quelque chose qui peut être humide ou sec et que les hommes aiment regarder ?

Thomas: Le ciel ! Affirme Thomas.

Le directeur soufflant, transpirant comme un sauvage, décida de mettre fin au test et s'exclama :

'Ce n'est pas au secondaire que je vais t'envoyer, mais directement à l'université !

« Moi,  j'aurais complètement raté ce test... »

*

Morale de l'histoire :

C'est avec l'âge que l'on devient pervers ! !

 

National🍨 Ice Cream Day🍦July 16

National Ice Cream Day, one of the few “food holidays” actually worth getting excited about, is today, July 16.

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That means ice cream purveyors across America are celebrating by handing out all sorts of cups, cones, and other frozen treats for free. While some of the sweet deals - much like ice cream toppings - are better than others, you can safely expect to have ice cream, hot fudge sauce, and sprinkles dripping down your hand before the day is up.   

🍨 https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/national-ice-cream-day-2017  🍦

  

Mon Amie La Rose 🌹Multi Artists 🥀Versions

Mon Amie La Rose

Françoise Hardy

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On est bien peu de choses
Et mon amie la rose me l'a dit ce matin
'A l'aurore je suis née, baptisée de rosée
Je me suis épanouie
Heureuse et amoureuse
Au rayon du soleil
Je me suis fermée la nuit
Me suis réveillée vieille
Pourtant j'étais très belle
Oui j'étais la plus belle
Des fleurs de ton jardin'
On est bien peu de choses
Et mon amie la rose me l'a dit ce matin
'Vois le dieu qui m'a faite
M'a fait courber la tête
Et je sens que je tombe
Et je sens que je tombe
Mon coeur est presque nu
J'ai le pied dans la tombe
Déjà je ne suis plus
Tu m'admirais hier
Et je serais poussière
Pour toujours demain
On est bien peu de choses
Et mon amie la rose est morte ce matin
La lune cette nuit, a veillé mon amie
Moi en rêve j'ai vu
Éblouissante et nue
Son âme qui dansait
Bien-au déjà du vu
Et qui me souriait
Croit celui qui peut croire
Moi j'ai besoin d'espoir
Sinon je ne suis rien
Ou bien si peu de choses
C'est mon amie la rose
Qui l'a dit hier matin
Vois le dieu qui m'a faite
M'a fait courber la tête
Et je sens que je tombe
Et je sens que je tombe
 

Coca Cola 🥤Mind Blowing Hacks

28 Strange

But Absolutely Mind-Blowing 

🥤 Coca Cola Hacks  🥤

That Will Revolutionize Your Life

Ivana Belegisanin   April 20, 2020

Yeah, I know 😲 “Coca Cola for practical uses???… Are you serious!!!” 
Well, absolutely 100% true. Don’t believe me?
Well go on and check out these amazing practical tricks that will make your life so much more easier.

1. Toilet Cleaner  🫧 🚽
The toilet is probably everyone’s least favorite area to clean, so it stands to reason you don’t want to spend a lot of time trying to remove stains and dirt. Pour a can of Coke into the toilet bowl and clean with a toilet wand. The baking soda and acidity of the Coca-cola remove tough stains easily.

2. Pesticide  🪰 🐜🕷️🦟
In India, some farmers use coca-cola instead of pesticides for pest termination, because it’s cheaper and the result is totally rewarding. It is said that the high sugar content of the drinks can make them efficient in fighting pests, which is of course denied by the company since they say that there is nothing in the drink that can be used as a pesticide. But the technique is an in-vogue trend in the Indian farming scenario.

 
3. Removes Stubborn Stains💦 🫧 ⛲
Thing of the Past!: If you don’t want to buy really expensive stain removers, take some of that Coca-cola and pour it in the wash along with the detergent. The stains will be removed and your clothes will be deodorized! All thanks to the carbonic and phosphoric acid inside the carbonated drink.

 
4. Bug Repellent 🪰 🦗🦟🐜🕷️
If you get too many bugs in your vicinity or your garden is full of them but it is hard to catch them then put few open cans of coke in your garden or near the window and let the bugs get attracted to the can. Once they sat on it then you can catch them easily.

 
5. Rust Fighter 💨 ⚙️
If you want to get rid of the gross rust then dip that object into a mug full of fresh coke or if the object is too big then soak a cloth in coke and try to rub the rust out. The phosphoric acid in the drink will cause the corrosion process and the rust will loosen and can be easily taken off from the affected object.
6. Relieves Jelly Fish Sting   
When stung by a jellyfish during your underwater adventure, pour Coca Cola on the affected area. Continuously pour the beverage for at least 30 seconds. By negating the effect of the venom, Coke reduces the pain of jellyfish sting. The best thing about this is that while most people at the beach are unlikely to be carrying anti-sting lotions, they are likely to be carrying a bottle of coke.

 

7. De-blackens Burnt Pots 🫕  🍳
If your pots are all blackened, pour some of the wonder fizz into them and let it sit for a few minutes. The chemicals in the drink will fight the grime and loosen it, then you can easily scrub it out and your pots will again be clean and shiny!

 

8. Removes Gum From Hair 💇✂️💇🏼and Practically Any Other Place 😬

If a gum has been stuck to your hair and you think that the only way to get rid of it is to get an unwanted haircut then you do not have to worry anymore! Just pour some coke on the gum and let it sit for a few minutes, you will see that it becomes easier for you to pick that gum off your hair . When you have chewing gum on your clothes, pour some Coke on the gum, leave for few minutes and then gently scrape it with a blunt knife.

 

9. Cures Nausea 🥴 🤢 🤮
When you feel nauseated, sip Coke. Flat Coke is especially as effective as ginger ale in reducing nausea. Apparently, drinking around a teaspoon of flat Coke (leave it out and open overnight to achieve this if you don’t have a half-drunk bottle nearby) roughly once an hour will help to relieve acute nausea. Of course, if you’re feeling nauseous for any significant period of time you should at least get some rest, if not consider seeing a doctor.

 
10. Flower Fertilizer  🌱🌹 🌷
By adding Coke to flowers like Azaleas or Gardenias its like zapping them with a safe, effective, fertilizer.

 
11. Dilutes Blood Stains 💉 🩸 🧛
Coca-cola is famous for being used for removal of the blood stains from clothes, furniture, carpet, walls and floor. It is also said that it is used as an important cleaning agent while cleaning a crime scene, although it is not known for sure.
 
12. Coca Cola Cake! 🥮🍥 🎂
Coca Cola when added to cake batter makes the cake moist and delicious. Next time when you are planning to bake a chocolate cake, try adding cola to your cake recipe.
 
13. Cleans Tarnished Copper Utensils 🍳
Coke also helps in removing tarnish from old copper objects. The acid in the beverage helps in dissolving the stain from the metal.
 
14. Defrosts Your Car Shields  🚗 🚘
Coca-cola can defrost the ice that settles on your windshield in the winters. Just pour the drink and let it settle for a few minutes and the ice will eventually come off on its own. Great for mornings in the spring and fall when frost collects on your windshield.
 
15. Vintage Up Your Photos!  📸 🤳 🖼️
You can give your photographs or a sheet of paper old and antique look with Coca-cola. All you have to do is dip a picture or piece of paper in a dish full of coke and let it soak for a second. Take it out and leave it for drying and you will end up with a vintage looking photograph.

16. Odor Killer 👺 👃🤏
You no longer have to endure that skunk smell; if you have been sprayed by the animal then do not fret with deodorants, perfumes and body washes, just get into the shower and pour the drink on the affected area and you will get rid of the problem almost instantly.
 
17. Fades Out Colors  🌈 🎨
You can use the drink on your hair if you dyed your hair many shades darker than you wanted. Coca-cola is known for its quality of fading the color on hair; so the next time your hair gets dyed in a disastrous way, do not panic or run off to your expensive stylist but in fact open the refrigerator and grab that Coca-cola can and let it do the work!
 
18. Putrefied Battery Cleaner 🚘 🔋
The drink’s slight acidity as compared to a Basic, when poured on the battery does not dilute battery acid (H2SO4), which is quite acidic - which means that it can be used to clean-up corroded batteries. So if you are stuck in the desert and you have to clean the car battery but you have nothing on you but Coca-cola (although we wonder why you would still carry it after reading the article?) you can use it as a cleaner.
 
19. Cleans Windows  🪟  🏚️ 🏡
Coca Cola is an inexpensive window cleaner. One of the main ingredients in Coke is citric acid. Citric acid is an excellent cleanser, widely used for cleaning glass windowpanes. All you have to do is soak a cloth with Coke and rub your window with it and then wash the glass pane with water to ensure that no residue of the sugary beverage is present on the glass.

20. Bug Slayer  🐜 🪰 🪳🦟🕷️  🐛
All kinds of bugs are big Coca-cola fans like us - they simply love the sweet fizzy wonder but without knowing that it can destroy them and they will be pushing up daises if they try to consume it. You can spray the drink on ant hills and cockroaches in your cupboards and get rid of them!
 
21. Removes Marker Stains 🖍️ 🖊️ ✏️
To remove marker stain from clothes or carpet, pour a small amount of Coke on the stain and leave it for several minutes. Then wash with soap and water.
 
22 . Soothes an Upset Stomach 😔👨‍⚕️
Ingesting Coca-cola temporarily relieves nausea, heartburn and a variety of other stomach ailments. For this to work, you need to drink a teaspoon of room temperature flat Coke each hour. Don’t have time to wait for the Coke to go flat? Add a teaspoon of sugar to your soda and it will go flat in no time.

 
23. Shiny Monies!  🪙  👛  💰
If you are a coin collector you will love this tip - you can dip your pennies in a mug full of Coca-cola and leave them there for a bit. When you will take out your coins you will see that they are shiny and new again. Cola helps to get rid of the deposited muck!
 
24. Removes Gasoline Smell from Clothes⛽👃👚🧺
Every person who has worked with petroleum products knows how difficult it is to remove gasoline smell from clothes. The easiest and cheapest way of removing the smell is to pour a can of Coke to your washer and then wash your smelly clothes.

 

25. Floor Cleaner 💦🪣🧎
It does not matter whether you want to wipe your kitchen floor or clean your bathroom floor and tiles, Coca Cola can always be used as a multipurpose floor cleaner. To make the floor sparkle, empty a can of Coke in a bucket of water and use it for swabbing.
 
26. Polishes Chrome  💨 ⚙️
For cleaning and polishing chrome, all you need is an aluminum foil and a can of Coke. By dissolving rust and stains, it will make your chrome objects shine like new.

27. Gives You Beautiful Curls   
Phosphoric acid is Coca Cola contracts the hair cuticles, thereby enhancing the natural curls of your hair. Hence, next time when you are looking for an inexpensive hair curling strategy, wash your hair with Coca Cola.

 

28. Culinary Flavoring 👨‍🍳‍🍳👩🏽‍🍳
Many chefs and foodies alike will say that if it tastes good, why not use it in cooking? Plenty of innovative chefs have used plain old Coca-Cola in their kitchens and in a variety of recipes, from Coke chicken wings to Coke chocolate cake. It seems to go best with pork though, particularly as a glaze for baked or braised ham.

https://emlii.com/28-strange-but-absolutely-mind-blowing-coca-cola-hacks-that-will-revolutionize-your-life

The Andrews Sisters
Rum and Coca Cola
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Chocolate Day 🍫July 7th

Chocoholics Unite!

July 7th has been officially dubbed 
‘World Chocolate Day ’!

Although it isn’t known exactly when this was first introduced, it’s a great excuse to indulge in some sweet treats and get involved in the conversations dominating social media! In honor of this most delicious of days, UnCOVered are here with some fun facts and creative recipe ideas for all you chocolate lovers out there! So…

Did you know?

• Theobroma Cacao, which is the scientific name for the trees which grow chocolate, translates to “food of the gods”!
• ‘Chocolate’ evolved from the word ‘Xocoatl’, which was an Aztec bitter drink from cacao beans.
• Almost 3/4 of the World’s cocoa comes from West Africa.
• White chocolate is not ‘real’ chocolate. (But still delicious!)
• There is such a thing as blonde chocolate!
• DON’T give chocolate to a dog! The compound theobromine, which is apparent in chocolate, is poisonous to canines.
• The 1st chocolate bar was invented in 1847.
• Dark Chocolate can be GENUINELY good for your health… It is one of the World’s most effective antioxidants.
• Chocolate is a stronger stimulant than kissing!
• The chocolate river in the original Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory was REAL!

Choco Choco Latte 🍫 with Lyrics

Kiss 💋 Day 😘 July 6

😘 Kiss Day 😘

International Kissing Day

International Kissing Day or World Kiss Day is an official holiday celebrated each year on July 6  The practice originated in the United Kingdom,  and was adopted worldwide in the early 2000s.
 

Another date, February 14, has also been identified as the International Kiss Day, falling in the week of Valentine's Day.
The concept behind the International Kissing Day is that many people may have forgotten the simple pleasures associated with kissing for kissing's sake, as opposed to kissing as mere social formality or prelude to other activities.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Kissing_Day

 

 🌈 ♥💖  💛 💔 ❤️ 💕💕 😍   💋 💋❤   ❤️💛 💚 💙 💜 ❤ ❤ ♥ ♥   ♥♥  ♥ 💛 💛  🌹  🌹 💑 🙀❤️❤️    ❤💙💚💛💜 S  ❤💙💚💛💜  💔💜💋 😘  ❤️💙 👬😘 😋❤️  😘 💑

 

Happy Kiss Day

{Everything You Need To Know About It!}

When is International Kissing Day?
The global smooching day is taking place today on July 6. It was secured in 2006 to fete lovers, and is now an annual fact. Many public take choice of the day to pucker up to their powerful other.

On the Valentine’s week 12 February is revered as the Kiss Day by the public in love all across the world. It is a antic day to us maximum public love to fete this day with most fully because kiss is the silent language of the heart also it conduct our personal feelings to our beloved. So get a romance with your sweetheart with the always language of love.
 
What is a Kiss?
A kiss is the acute of one’s lips across another person or an item. The cultural hint of kissing vary widely. Depending on the fact and relation, a kiss can uttered judgement of love, devotion, affection, respect, greeting, friendship, treaty and good luck, amid many others.
In some direction a kiss is a ritual, official or symbolic action pinpoint devotion, fear, or observance. The word came from Old English cyssan, in turn from coss.
 
History of Kiss Day
It is thought that in fisrt time a mother pre-chewed the food for her baby and sent it ‘in a kiss’. The kiss becomes a mark of feeling and caring between mother and child and later between grownup.
There’s another theory created from the pure divine act. There have been ideals from over the world as early as 2000 BC that show that public could have brought their faces together to suggest airy unity.
Even in the grace of Indians, it was thought that the expel breath was part of the soul, and by two persons bringing their mouths together, showed the spanning of their souls… Even in India’s Vedic Sanskrit texts, we do asset relating to “drinking drizzle of the lips.”
In the third century A.D., the Vatsyayana Kamasutra hold an all chapter lavishly representing ways of kissing a lover. In the 6th century in France, dancing was one way to display feeling, but every dance was ended in a kiss. Clearly, Russia was the first to mesh the kiss into the marriage function, where a pact was sealed with a kiss.
The Romans kissed to meet each other and as the Roman Empire override the world the notion of kissing to show feeling reach all over the globe.

The Reason of Celebrating the Kiss Day
A feeble kiss is a best way to pointed what cannot be said in words. A bland kiss is a snug vent of love…when you kiss your partner for the first time; it’s a distant feeling everything. You enter a astral world of pleasure and purity where all seems to be just classical.
A feeble kiss on the forehead of a girl tactic she tactic the world to the man and can surely begin a love filled relationship you ever wanted. This is one day in the valentine’s week when you can pointed your joy in a feeble, curing and love-filled way.
And when you make this day unique and fete it with cards and flowers and cakes to make it all the more catchy and uncommon this day remains apprize for the calm of your lives as part of the time you want to cherish always. When revered well this change into a day that you can ever lovingly reminisce and mind.

Send symbolic Kiss
One more thing if you are deep aside or for any logic cannot meet the person you love on this unique day don’t worry you can ever send that person a lovely gift or flowers that can be mailed right to that unique person doorstep, and tape it with a kiss or with a “XoXo”.
Most public familiar XO as a wave-off mirroring love, feeling, or friendship on letters, cards, emails, chat rooms and text messages. No one is firm how the wave XOXO basically came to mean “hugs and kisses”. But at least we familiar the “X’s” meaning “kisses” introduced “O’s” as “hugs”.
On this kiss day mind that Kisses cost nothing but they are delicate vent carrying warmth, which all loves to feel. Be it your girlfriend, friends, sister, mother, family, babies…all! Kissing Day goal to make us enjoy a kiss in its individual right. No meeting, no social norms, just a kiss.
Over the globe all can just be joyful for this one day and throw aside the meeting and just love one another without any panic.

Kissing Secrets Revealed

 Whether it’s your first kiss or your thousandth, whether it’s with nabob new or with your longtime partner, kissing leaves an effect — one that puffers long after your lips have free.
And, whiz say, kissing plays a serious part in relationships. “It fosters romantic unity,” says Michael Christian, author of The Art of Kissing. “The more that public kiss, the more they’re able to relate on a romantic level.”
 
Speak Up
Many duo hesitate to visit about kissing out of mess, Christian says. But if your first kiss — or any of the many that pursue — isn’t what you’re wishing for, visit about it.
Don’t be wary about telling your partner what you like or asking what your partner adopt, Christian says. Just don’t do it while you’re kissing so your partner doesn’t take it as a rap.
 
Men’s and Women’s Kissing Mistakes
Christian says men’s biggest fault is that they’re too attacking with their tongues. And men due that women don’t open their mouths vast enough.
For both sexes, the No. 1 kissing guff is lack of soup, Christian says. He urge kissing the distant parts of your partner’s face and paying unique thinking to the ears and neck. He offers biting softly on the lower lip and cropping lightly on the earlobe.


Make It Memorable
“I was so shy because she was totally out of my loop,” he says. “So our first kiss proceed while we were comic, and 10 years and three lovely children later, we’re still comic and kissing all chance we get.”

Happy Kiss Day 

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Kiss Day