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Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Humans Not Good Enough For Their Cat

Humans
Who Are Clearly
Not Good Enough
For Their Cat

This person whose scratching privileges have been revoked

Ariana who doesn't understand the meaning of "just friends"
This girl who did not even ask if Mr. Wiggles was cool with taking a selfie
This guy who needs to shut up about his "little baby"

 
This guy who needs to shut up about his





This couple who doesn't realize how much their cat hates PDA
This couple who doesn't realize how much their cat hates PDA



This mere mortal who doesn't deserve to see his cat's face
This mere mortal who doesn't deserve to see his cat's face
 
 
These kids trying to spread their cooties to an innocent animal
These kids trying to spread their cooties to an innocent animal
 
 
This owner who needs to buy more boxes instead of useless cat perches
This owner who needs to buy more boxes instead of useless cat perches
 
 
This fool who thought the pizza was for humans
This fool who thought the pizza was for humans
 
 
This guy who doesn't realize his belongings are worthless
This guy who doesn't realize his belongings are worthless
 
 
This overly attached, smothering owner
This overly attached, smothering owner

This person who doesn't understand the concept of
"PUT ME DOWN!"
This person who doesn't understand the concept of


This human whose powers of feline seduction aren't as good as he thinks
This human whose powers of feline seduction aren't as good as he thinks


This woman who doesn't understand the idea of a personal bubble
This woman who doesn't understand the idea of a personal bubble


This man whose affections won't be returned any time soon
This man whose affections won't be returned any time soon


These humans who need to up their interior decorating skills
These humans who need to up their interior decorating skills


This owner who seriously needed someone to help de-clutter their life
This owner who seriously needed someone to help declutter their life


This person who needs to give less pettings and more cat food
This person who needs to give less pettings and more cat food


This human who is not worthy to touch the sacred fur of royalty
This human who is not worthy to touch the sacred fur of royalty



This person who did not ASK if her cat wanted another roommate
This person who did not ASK if her cat wanted another roommate

 
 


This lazy bum who needs to take out the garbage, now.
This lazy bum who needs to take out the garbage, now.
 
 
This girl who needs to calm down with the overenthusiastic greetings
This girl who needs to calm down with the overenthusiastic greetings




This child who is about to learn a lesson the hard way
This child who is about to learn a lesson the hard way
 
 
This person who wants more commitment than her cat is ready for right now
This person who wants more commitment than her cat is ready for right now




This person who was literally the only one who wanted this group hug
This person who was literally the only one who wanted this group hug

 
 
This person who needs to chew some gum before she even THINKS about kissing her cat
This person who needs to chew some gum before she even THINKS about kissing her cat

 
 
This overly-attached pathetic human
This overly-attached pathetic human


These people who need to stay RIGHT where they are
These people who need to stay RIGHT where they are

 
This person whose couch potato days are DEFINITELY over now
This person whose couch potato days are DEFINITELY over now



This person who should probably sleep with one eye open
This person who should probably sleep with one eye open



Because we are Simply
Not Good Enough
for this Superior Species.
 
 
The phrase "Humans Who Are Clearly Not Good Enough For Their Cat" is a popular cultural trope and meme that humorously highlights the perceived superiority, independence, and demanding nature of cats, often contrasting it with human shortcomings or a cat's disdain
. This concept is explored in various forms:
  • Social Media and Memes: The idea is a running joke in online cat communities and social media platforms like TikTok, Reddit, and Instagram, where owners humorously portray themselves as "staff" or "servants" to their feline "overlords". Memes often depict cats with expressions of judgment or annoyance towards their human companions.
  • Humorous Books: Several books play on this dynamic. Examples include Letters to the Human Race… from the cat which offers "feline frustrations about [their] inferior species," and A Cat's Guide To Caring For Your Human.
  • Behavioral Tropes: The joke stems from common cat behaviors such as:
    • Conditional Affection: Cats are often seen as less unconditionally loving than dogs; their affection must be earned, leading to the perception that humans must constantly strive to meet their standards.
    • Judgment: Cats' facial expressions and aloof nature are often interpreted as signs of constant judgment or disapproval of human actions.
    • Specific Dislikes: Pop culture humor often focuses on specific human behaviors cats dislike, such as giving them baths, using strong perfumes, or not providing fresh food, which reinforces the narrative that humans are often oblivious to feline needs.
Ultimately, the phrase is a lighthearted way for cat lovers to acknowledge the unique, often one-sided (in terms of perceived power dynamics) nature of the human-cat relationship.

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

August's 🍝 Food 🍺 Holidays 🎉

August's Food Holidays are Delicious
Here's How to Get in on the Fun
By MELISSA KRAVITZ  
August 4, 2014
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 It's the hottest month of the year, but it's also full of cool food holidays! There are plenty of places in NYC to celebrate these national occasions. Eat your way through August with our recommendations of where to celebrate. 
August 5: 
National Oyster Day
Oysters are the perfect summer snack! High in protein and cool in temperature, celebrate this national holiday with as many half shells as you can knock back. Stop by Maison Premiere for their $1 oyster happy hour, or learn to shuck and celebrate oyster day at home. Other $1 oyster happy hours include Cull & Pistol in Chelsea Market (4-6), Lobster Joint (4-7pm), BLT Fish Shack (5-7) or the Dead Rabbit (5-7). 
 
 
August 6: 
National Root Beer Float Day  
Head to The Meatball Shop for their Root Beer Float made with their homemade ice cream. Even better, get the spiked float, with added whiskey and vanilla-orange liqueur.
Brooklyn's Ample Hills Creamery also offers a great float with their unique homemade ice cream flavors.
 
August 9: 
National Rice Pudding Day
Head to the rice pudding capitol of NYC, Rice to Riches to indulge in dozens of rice pudding flavors from chocolate to banana coconut and more.  

August 8: 
Zucchini Day 
Celebrate zucchini in its purest form at raw vegetarian restaurant Pure Food and Wine. Their lasagne uses thin, fresh zucchini slices instead of noodles, so you can indulge in the classic dish without the guilt and celebrate zucchini for all its healthiness and flavor. For a slightly less-healthy option, opt for the Zucchini Parm sandwich (topped with barbecue potato chips!) at Number 7 Sub. 

August 10: 
National Smores Day
 There are oh so many ways to celebrate the all-American marshmallow, chocolate and graham cracker treat. From s'mores french fries to s'mores calzones, we've got you covered 
August 13: 
National Filet Mignon Day 
Head to the 100+ year old steakhouse Delmonico's to treat yourself to some juicy filet mignon for this special holiday. If you can't get a reservation, try its centenarian counterpart Peter Luger, which also serves up a great filet. More casual dining can be found at Angus Club Steakhouse, a new restaurant that brings you back to classic New York with a modern spin. 

August 16: 
Bratwurst Day 
Head to Wechsler's in the East Village to celebrate the "wurst" holiday of the year with their classic German currywurst.
For a summery spin, head to Radegast Hall and Biergarten, the massive Williamsburg space that serves up steins of German beer along with freshly grilled bratwurst.

August 19: 
Potato Day 
To best celebrate the day dedicated to potatoes, head to a restaurant dedicated to potatoes: Potatopia. Design your perfect baked potato at this West Village eatery. Additional great potato dishes can be found at Carnegie Deli in the form of a knish, Veselka as crispy potato pancakes and as the Pommes Anna, a rich version of scalloped potatoes at Minetta Tavern

August 16: 
National Rum Day
Celebrate with a splash at Cuban-themed cocktail bar Cienfuegos. Enjoy a bowl of rum punch to share with 2 - 10 people or opt for a rum cocktail to sip solo. You can also stop by The Rum House, a Midtown bar dedicated to the special beverage of the day.
For an at home celebration, grab a bottle of Owney's NYC, which is distilled in Brooklyn.

August 20: 
Lemonade Day
New York's favorite lemonade stand, Lizzmonade, is the place to visit on this holiday! Enjoy an ice cold, made to order lemonade customized with your choice of sweetener and fresh, local produce. For a special treat, head to Bungalow Baron Rockaway Beach for their spiked Huckleberry lemonade. 

August 24: 
National Waffle Day
Celebrate with breakfast, lunch, and dinner waffle-style at Wafels and Dinges. If you can't make it to their East Village wafel shop, be sure to look for one of their bright yellow trucks-- and order extra speculoos (cookie butter) to celebrate! You can also go for a creative waffle sandwich at Williamsburg's Waffle & Wolf or brunch at Norma's in Le Parker Meridian for the indulgent PB&C Waffle ‘Wich: a chocolate waffle with a peanut butter and toffee crunch filling.

August 25: 
National Whiskey Sour DayTo honor a day dedicated to a very specific cocktail, head to the East Village's North River, which hosts a daily "Sour Hour" from 5:30 p.m. to 7:00 p.m. Enjoy a $6 classic shaken Whiskey Sour with a cherry on top along with $1 smoked deviled eggs, $4 fried pickles and a $13 burger and fries special. You can also venture out to Red Hook where Andy Ricker's Whiskey Soda Lounge serves an excellent tamarind whiskey sour perhaps best enjoyed with their famous fish sauce chicken wings. 

August 31: 
International Bacon Day
For this international holiday, we recommend going all-out. Head to Hell's Kitchen's Bar Bacon, a venue dedicated to that fatty, crispy snack. We recommend going with the Beer and Bacon Flight ($20), which includes four select artisanal bacons along with four craft beers. After your bar experience, head to Crif Dogs for a bacon-wrapped frank, enhanced in the Lil Ma with peanut butter and crushed potato chips. For the ultimate bacon indulgence, visit Traif in Williamsburg to try their dulce de leche and bacon bits doughnuts.
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Sunday, August 3, 2014

Most Common Language Spoken in Your State, Besides English and Spanish

The Most Common Language Spoken
in Your State
Besides English and Spanish 
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By Eileen Shim
 

The news: Despite growing efforts to make English the official language of the U.S., America's linguistic landscape is only becoming more multifaceted and diverse every year. According to the 2011 American Community Survey, more than 60 million people, or a full one-fifth of the American population, speak something other than English at home, and that number has steadily increased over the past decade.

So what are the languages that are most frequently spoken in the U.S.? Slate's Ben Blatt put together a map to illustrate which non-English languages Americans speak at home, and, surprise, surprise, the vast majority of the country — 43 states — is dominated by Spanish-speakers.


Image Credit: Slate

But a more interesting question is: What is the most common language spoken in each state, apart from English or Spanish?

Here is the reconfigured
 (and much more diverse) map:

Image Credit: Slate

The Midwest is dominated by German-speakers, while Romance languages cover most of the Northwest. Surprisingly, Chinese is only represented in New York. Other commonly spoken languages include Korean (Virginia, Georgia), Arabic (Michigan), Polish (Illinois), French Creole (Florida), Hmong (Minnesota), Vietnamese (Nebraska, Oklahoma, Texas, Washington), Russian (Oregon) and Tagalog (California, Nevada, Hawaii).
Only a few Native American and Alaska Native languages are represented on the map: Dakota (South Dakota), Navajo (Arizona, New Mexico) and Yupik (Alaska).


America the diverse: 
While these maps help to underscore how prevalent Spanish is, they also show us some surprising truths, and reveal just how diverse the U.S. really is. (Who knew how popular German still is in the Midwest?)

And this is not even counting the 300 other languages heard around the U.S. every day. It's amazing that so many ethnolinguistic groups are able to exist side by side, and these maps are a true testament to America's reality as a melting pot.
 
See more of Slate’s maps.
  • Correction, May 13, 2014: This article originally misspelled Arapaho in the map of most commonly spoken Native American languages. (Return.)
  • Update, May 16, 2014: This paragraph was revised to clarify how the maps were constructed. (Return.)
  • Correction, May 27, 2014: This article originally misstated that only two languages categorized by the Census as Native American languages—Navajo and Dakota—were displayed in the “Most Commonly Spoken Language Other than English or Spanish.” It also included Yupik. (Return.)

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Friday, August 1, 2014

Mosquito Magnet 🦟 Things That Make You...

5 Things That Make You
a Mosquito Magnet
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Hot and humid summers mean mosquitoes. And the annoying insects spread more than just itchy welts – they can transmit painful and sometimes deadly diseases.

At least 497 people in the continental U.S. as well as Puerto Rico and the U.S. Virgin Islands have contracted the chikungunya virus so far this year, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention -- 140 of them in the past week alone.

What Makes You a Mosquito Magnet

Carbon Dioxide
It turns out mosquitoes don’t bite randomly. Instead, they hone in on a victim by following a steady output of carbon dioxide.
Richard Pollack, an instructor at the Harvard School of Public Health and adviser to the Massachusetts Department of Agricultural Resources, said mosquitoes are adept at figuring out where their target is by following these exhaled trails.
“If you were to exercise vigorously, you would produce more carbon dioxide for a brief period,” Pollack told ABC News. “You might [then] perhaps be a little more attractive to mosquitoes.”
Unfortunately, there’s no good way to cut down on carbon dioxide aside from holding your breath, Pollack said. So if you’re getting bitten, you might want to head inside. 

Heat
While carbon dioxide is how mosquitoes lock onto you as a target, heat may be how they figure out where to bite you.
Dr. Jonathan Day, a professor of medical entomology at the University of Florida, said that before mosquitoes can take a bite they have to find an area of the body where the blood is close to the surface. Common areas include the forehead, wrists, elbows and neck.
However, people who are over heated or who just finished working out will have blood closer to the surface of the skin throughout their body.
“They use the heat to very quickly to determine where blood is closest to the surface,” said Day.
Although a few small studies speculated that mosquitoes were after specific blood types, CDC say that's false. By the time the mosquito bites you, they've picked you as the target, they said.

Your Outfit
If you’re heading to a picnic and looking to avoid becoming a mosquito’s meal, Day recommends avoiding any dark denim or all-black outfits.
“If you dress in dark colors you stand out against the horizon and mosquitoes [can see you,]” said Day.
Some mosquitoes are visual hunters that search you out by looking for signs of life against the horizon, Day said. Movement can also draw the insects in, so hikers on the move should wear plenty of bug-repellent, he added.

Backyard Beers
The results of a very small study suggest that drinking a bottle of beer could make you a target for mosquitoes, though CDC experts say there's no good evidence that consuming certain foods or drinks ups your risk for bites.
The study of 13 volunteers found that mosquitoes were more likely to land on subjects who had recently guzzled a beer. But blood alcohol tests failed to link alcohol ingestion and mosquito landings, so the jury's still out on why volunteers with beers got more bites in the study.

Exhaled Chemicals
In addition to heat and carbon dioxide, mosquitoes are also attracted to naturally-occurring chemicals that are released as people breathe.
Day said carbon dioxide and heat will draw the mosquitoes to a crowd, but these chemicals, called secondary attractants, can lure the insects to one unlucky person at a barbecue.
The chemicals vary, but one is related to estrogen, which Day said could be the reason women are often bitten by mosquitoes.
Aside from exhaled chemicals, the mosquitoes can get drawn in by lactic acid, CDC experts said. And people tend to produce more lactic acid when they're exercising.

How to Stop Mosquito Bites
Mosquitoes may be mean, biting machines, but there steps you can take to protect yourself. Aside from wearing lighter colors and avoiding the outdoors at dawn and dusk, the CDC recommends the following tips to prevent bites:
Use insect repellents containing DEET, picaridin or IR3535. Some oil of lemon eucalyptus or para-menthane-diol products also provide protection.
Wear long sleeves, long pants and socks when outdoors and avoid outdoor activities between dusk and dawn -– peak mosquito biting hours.
Mosquito-proof your home with screens and regularly remove standing water from birdbaths, gutters, pool covers and pet water dishes.

Pollack has one more recommendation: fans. The low-tech gadgets can break up carbon dioxide and throw mosquitoes off course. Since the insects are weak flyers, a strong breeze can render them unable to land.

By GILLIAN MOHNEY  *   Jul 23, 2014
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