Design of Man 😁SNL

Making Man

😁  Saturday Night Live - May 22, 2021 😆

Skit Recreates & Poked Fun at The Genesis of The Design of Man - as a Male team of Angels who was tasked with the creation of man, discuss among themselves how to design the perfect man and so they exposed some serious "Design Flaws" in Men!

The Female Angels, who were responsible for making Human Women, decided to see what their fellow cherubs had come up with...

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Anya Taylor Joy  (The Queen's Gambit) as an Angel

A male team of angels was tasked with the creation of man. The female angels, who were responsible for making human women, decided to see what their fellow cherubs had come up with.

 

The female angels explained the brilliance of women's bodies feeding their babies.

They asked the purpose of men's nipples and were given the best answer I've heard yet: The male angels said men's nipples are to create the illusion of a giant face to scare off predators

But the female angels offered an awesome suggestion!

Unfortunately, they were totally ignored 😏

So the female angels tried to understand human man's anatomy a little better -  The male team described the male reproductive organs as the dangler and the wrinkle pouch

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The female angels asked some fair questions...
What happens when the human man runs? Does it retract?
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...and exposed the male angels' obvious design flaw with human man.
What about the wrinkle pouch?
They respond: Oh that's extremely sensitive. If you flick it, they'll fall over and vomit
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And then, the male angels proudly revealed what happens to human man when he builds up lots of sperm: He gets stupid and goes crazy

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“The nipples are to create the illusion of a human face to scare off predators”

The tips are quite literally the "nibbles"  

"So the nipples are the eyes and the mouth... is... what (?)... the little hole, there??"

[fact check]: ADAM didn't HAVE a Belly Button!!

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"The Dangler and the Wrinkle Pouch."

"Squieezies"

To be fair that not the worst or funniest name that they called them. 

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"It is extremely sensitive yes, if you flick it he will fall over and vomit"

"That was my idea" (fist-bumps)

Why are you so proud of these design flaws?!?!

Need to fire that guy.  

He is probably responsible for the mosquito.

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 "You still want to put hair in the butt crack?"

"We'd like to try it, yeah."

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Man: Introduction of the dangler....

Woman: And is THAT final?

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I like the addition of the enthusiastic Zelda character to balance out the other women who are like "WTF" 

I like how Melissa's always the one who's cool with all the weird stuff in these sketches.

Get you a woman who supports you the way Zelda supports human man.

Can we just take about how gorgeous all the girls look in white

"What happens if they build up in the wrinkle-pouch?"

  "He gets stupid and goes crazy." 

 The Dangler and Wrinkle Pouch

When will "The Final" be released?  

We still have more notes.

• As a beta tester, so do I. The hair placement choice was a mistake. Also, the inbuilt cold thermometer is a tad too sensitive.
• Fine tuning of the "shrink mechanism" was never done properly.

This is my literally line of questioning to my boyfriend when I was younger. Didn’t make since to me then or now. “Why is all your junk on the outside, seems dangerous and unsanitary. You need an inny”

• It's the best argument against Intelligent Design so far.
• Forgot to mention that “design” choice of having the sewage and reproductive fluids go exactly through the same tubing! Way to go guys!

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A huge missed opportunity was not talking about the pr0st4t3 being the equivalent of the cl1t and then put in the 4nu5 🤣

🤦🏻‍♀️Well thanks for the periods girls... and for everything else 

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You can watch the full SNL sketch here:

 https://youtu.be/qdAEDif21l0

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