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Friday, September 13, 2024

Friday the 13th 😨 Tips for Survivial

🙀13 Tips for Surviving Friday the 13th😨
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It's Friday the 13th and you know what that means:
There's a very good chance you won't live to see the weekend.
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Yes, bad luck seems to abound on days like today—but you can always protect yourself. 
Here are some essential survival tips.
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1 - Avoid any summer sleep-away camps. Yeah, we know you're in your twenties, but if someone invites you to go "explore" some abandoned cabins near a mountain lake, take a rain check. You can always go on the 14th.
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2 - Don't have sex. Not even with a condom. "Safe" sex never really is.
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3 - Don't do drugs—you might as well be having sex, honestly.
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4 - If you're in a group, think twice before "splitting up to cover more ground." What does covering ground even mean? Ground doesn't need to be covered. The ground is doing fine. Worry about yourself!
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5- If you're wheelchair-bound, now's the time to spontaneously heal your legs so you can run away from any machete-wielding killers.
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6 - Assume that any unexplained sound—especially one you're tempted to dismiss as "just the wind"—signals the approach of a machete-wielding killer, and take any appropriate next steps.
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7 - In fact, you might want to secure a machete of your own?
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8 - Never fall asleep. No matter how exhausted you might be from fleeing a machete-wielding killer, there's always the off-chance that some other homicidal character is waiting to butcher you in your dreams.
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9 - Swimming isn't a good idea. And kind of a sore subject, really.
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10 - Getting on a spaceship won't save you, either. Trust us, it's been done.
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11 - Try to be white. For some reason, minorities are especially susceptible to the fatal effects of Friday the 13th. We may never know why.
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12 - Make plans during daylight hours instead of getting together during the big thunderstorm forecast for later tonight.
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13 - Should all else fail, pretend to be a big hockey fan.
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Here are the next Friday the 13ths
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Friday, 13 September 2024 
Friday, 13 December 2024
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Friday, 13 June 2025
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Friday, 13 February 2026
Friday, 13 March  2026
Friday, 13 November 2026
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Friday, 13 August 2027 

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Friday, October 13, 2028
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Friday, April 13, 2029
Friday, July 13, 2029
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