When You Don't Have Internet At Home
Things You Can Do
Talk to People
It sucks having to communicate face-to-face with other peasants.
But, days are long when you're not tweeting out everything you're thinking online.
But, days are long when you're not tweeting out everything you're thinking online.
Try talking about your thoughts! In person!
Catch up on Sleep
You'll be as fresh as a daisy the next day.
*Statistic is potentially made up.
*Statistic is potentially made up.
Read a Book
Watch TV
It's a great chance to re-watch all the TV shows you've already ~legally~ downloaded.
Or the news...
It's on every night and it lets you know what's happening in the world!
Converse With your Housemates
You'll have conversation for at least two important minutes.
And be friends for life.
Improve your Cooking Skills
Try your hand at cooking - it's amazing what you can do when you put your mind to it!
Exercise !!
Your body will repay you the next day by being sore and tense, but that my friends, is the feeling of accomplishment.
Call your Parents/Family
Parents are those two older people that fed you, bathed you and put a roof over your head.
Give them a buzz. It's the least you can do.
Get Out of the House
Why be confined by all those walls
When you have the great outdoors to explore?
When you have the great outdoors to explore?
Pay a visit to your local BAR or go out for a meal.
Because wine is fun. Staring blankly at walls is not.
Because wine is fun. Staring blankly at walls is not.
Go to the Movies
Sure it sucks to pay for a movie you could ~legally~ download, but on the plus side popcorn is way more delicious at the cinema.
Have a Game Night
But they're actually sometimes fun - when they're not ruining friendships.
Clean your House
Trust me - with no internet distractions, your kitchen, room and bathroom will be constantly shining and perfect just like the display ones at Ikea.
Arrange your DVDs, LPs & CDs
In Alphabetical Order
If you still own physical copies that is.
Color Code your Wardrobe
So your situation is getting pretty dire,
But on the plus side, finding clothes has never been easier.
Have a Long, Hard Think
About Your Online Actions...
About Your Online Actions...
Become a Better Person.
On the internet when something's alarming you'll type "WTF OMG?!?!?" but would you respond like that in real life?
There may have been instances where you've insulted people online... but would you do it to their face?
Think about it.
Think about it.
Cry About Not Having Internet
At the rate, it's probably been at least 24hrs already, so it's understandable if you're feeling a little emotional.
Let it all out.
But...Patience...
It Wont Be Long Before you Can...
It Wont Be Long Before you Can...
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