I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is much more practical.
When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, “LOL.. LOL!”
I will stop sending e-mail, Text Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
I will try to figure out why I *really* need 12 e-mail addresses.
I will stop sending e-mail to my roommate.
I resolve to work with neglected children... my own.
I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer e-mail.
When I subscribe to a newsgroup or mailing list, I will read all the mail I get from it.
I will stop using, “So, what's your URL?” as a pickup line.
No more downloads from alt.binaries.*
I resolve to back up my new 2 TB hard drive daily... well, once a week... monthly, perhaps...
I will spend less than five hours a day on the Internet.
I will limit my top ten lists to ten items.
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, “LOL.. LOL!”
I will stop sending e-mail, Text Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
I will try to figure out why I *really* need 12 e-mail addresses.
I will stop sending e-mail to my roommate.
I resolve to work with neglected children... my own.
I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer e-mail.
I will stop using, “So, what's your URL?” as a pickup line.
No more downloads from alt.binaries.*
I resolve to back up my new 2 TB hard drive daily... well, once a week... monthly, perhaps...
I will spend less than five hours a day on the Internet.
I will limit my top ten lists to ten items.
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh...
I resolve to, uh, get my, er...
I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!
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