👨Real Man’s Point System 👨
For thousands of years,
men have tried to understand the rules
when dealing with women.
Finally, this merit/demerit guide will help you to understand just how it works.
- Do something she likes, and you get points.
- Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
- You don’t get any points for doing something she expects…
SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed: +1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows: = 0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets: -1
You leave the the toilet seat up: -5
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty: 0
When the toilet paper roll is empty, you resort to Kleenex: -10
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom: -20
You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings: +15
In the snow: +28
But return with beer: -5
And no liners: -25
You check out a suspicious noise at night: = 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing: = 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something: +5
You pummel it with a six iron: +10
It’s her cat: -40
You stay by her side the entire party: = 0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a College drinking buddy: -2
Named Tiffany: -4
Tiffany is a dancer: -10
With breast implants: -18
HER BIRTHDAY
You remember her birthday: = 0
You buy a card and flowers: = 0
You take her out to dinner: = 0
You take her out to dinner and it’s not a sports bar… +1
Okay, it is a sports bar: -2
And it’s all-you-can-eat night: -3
It’s a sports bar, its all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team: -10
A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS...
The pal is happily married: +1
The pal is single: -7
He drives a Ferrari: -10
With a personalized license plate (GR8NBED): -15
You take her to a movie: +2
You take her to a movie she likes: +4
You take her to a movie you hate: +6
You take her to a movie you like: -2
It’s called Death Cop III: -3
Which features Cyborgs that eat humans: -9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans: -15
YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable pot belly: -15
You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it: +10
You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts: -30
You say, “It doesn’t matter, you have one too”: -800
She asks, “Does this dress make me look fat?”
You hesitate in responding: -10
You reply, “Where?” -35
You reply, “No, I think it’s your ass”: -100
Any other response -20
When she wants to talk about a problem...
You listen, displaying a concerned expression… =0
You listen, for over 30 minutes… +5
You relate to her problem and share a similar experience… +50
Your mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying "Well, what do you think I should do?" -100
You have fallen asleep: -200
You talk… -100
You don’t talk… -150
You spend time with her… -200
You don’t spend time with her… -500
You seem to be enjoying yourself… -1000
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