Real Man’s 👨Point System

👨  Real Man’s Point System   👨

  🙎 How to Deal with women 🙅

For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women.

Finally, this merit / demerit guide will help you to understand just how it works. 

Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies:  

Make the Woman Happy

💓  Do something she likes, and you get points. 

 💔 Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. 

😯  You don’t get any points for doing something she expects.

SIMPLE DUTIES

You make the bed:   + 1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows:   = 0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets:  - 1

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You leave the the toilet seat up:  - 5
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty:  0
When the toilet paper roll is empty, you resort to Kleenex - 10
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom:  - 20

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You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings:  + 15
In the snow: + 28
But return with beer:  - 5
And no liners: - 25

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You check out a suspicious noise at night: = 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing: = 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something: + 5
You pummel it with a six iron:  + 10
It’s her cat:  - 40

AT THE PARTY

You stay by her side the entire party: = 0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a College drinking buddy:  - 2
     Named Tiffany:   - 4
     Tiffany is a dancer:  - 10
     With breast implants:  - 18

HER BIRTHDAY

You remember her birthday: = 0
You buy a card and flowers:  = 0
You take her out to dinner:  = 0
You take her out to dinner and it’s not a sports bar… + 1
Okay, it is a sports bar:  - 2
And it’s all-you-can-eat night:  - 3
It’s a sports bar, its all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team:  - 10

A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS

Go with a pal:  = 0

The pal is happily married:  + 1
The pal is single:  - 7
He drives a Ferrari:   - 10
With a personalized license plate (GR8NBED):   - 15

A NIGHT OUT WITH HER  💖

You take her to a movie:   + 2
You take her to a movie she likes:  + 4
You take her to a movie you hate:  + 6
You take her to a movie you like:  - 2
It’s called Death Cop III:   - 3
Which features Cyborgs that eat humans:   - 9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans:  - 15

YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable pot belly:  - 15
You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it:  + 10

You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts:  - 30
You say, “It doesn’t matter, you have one too”:  - 800

THE BIG QUESTION:  

She asks, “Does this dress make me look fat?”

You hesitate in responding:   - 10
You reply, “Where?”   - 35
You reply, “No, I think it’s your ass”:  - 100
Any other response   - 20

COMMUNICATION:
When she wants to talk about a problem...
You listen, displaying a concerned expression… = 0
You listen, for over 30 minutes… + 5
You relate to her problem and share a similar experience… + 50
Your mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying "Well, what do you think I should do?" -100
You have fallen asleep:  - 200

IT’S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH
You talk… - 100
You don’t talk… - 150
You spend time with her… - 200
You don’t spend time with her… - 500
You seem to be enjoying yourself… - 1000