Un Elève Brillant 👨🏻‍🎓 Mental Acrobacy

Voici comment l'on devient avec l'âge!

👨🏻‍🎓 Un Elève Brillant!! 👨🏻‍🎓

Mental Acrobacy

Un jour, le petit ,Thomas élève d'une classe élémentaire, demanda à sa maîtresse s'il pouvait lui parler après les cours.

Elle accepte.

1. La Maîtresse:  Alors, que veux-tu me dire, Thomas ?
2. Thomas:  Je pense être trop intelligent que pour rester dans cette classe, je m'embête! Je voudrais passer directement au secondaire.

Sur ce, le directeur de l'école informé, demande à Thomas s'il veut bien passer des tests pour prouver sa capacité. Thomas accepta sans hésiter et le directeur commence le test.

1. Le Directeur:  Voyons voir Thomas, combien font 3 X 4 ?
2. Thomas:  12, Monsieur le Directeur !

1. Le Directeur:  Et 6 X 6 ?
2. Thomas:  36, Monsieur !

1. Le Directeur:  Quelle est la Capitale du Japon ?
2. Thomas:  Tokyo , Monsieur !

Le test continue pendant une demi-heure, Thomas ne commet aucune erreur! Le directeur satisfait, décida alors d'arrêter le test - mais la maîtresse demanda si à son tour, elle pouvait aussi poser quelques questions à Thomas. 

Tous deux acceptent, et elle commença.

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1. La Maîtresse: Bien, Thomas ! dis-moi, la vache en a 4 et moi j'en ai 2 de quoi s'agit-il ?
2. Thomas:  Les jambes, Madame !

1. La Maîtresse: Correct ! dit la maîtresse. Et...  qu'est-ce qu'on trouve dans tes pantalons et pas dans les miens ?
2.  
3. Le directeur s'étonne de la question...
4. Thomas:   Les poches, Madame!

1. La Maîtresse: Bien, Thomas ! Qu'est-ce que les hommes et les femmes ont en plein milieu et qui es en double ?
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3. Le directeur se prépare à intervenir lorsque Thomas répond :
4. Thomas: Les deux 'M', Madame !

1. La Maîtresse: Où est-ce que les femmes ont les poils les plus frisés ?
2. Thomas: En Afrique, Madame! répond le gamin sans hésiter.

1. La Maîtresse: Qu'est-ce qui est mou mais qui, entre les mains d'une femme, devient dur.
2. Le directeur ouvre grands les yeux - au même moment, Thomas répondit :
3. Thomas : Le vernis à ongles, Madame !

1. La Maîtresse: Qu'est-ce que vous les hommes et nous les femmes, avons au milieu des jambes ?
2. Thomas: Les genoux, Madame !

1. La Maîtresse: Bien. Et qu'est-ce qu'une femme mariée a de plus large qu'une femme célibataire ? 
2. Thomas:  Le lit, Madame.
3. Le directeur n'en croit pas ses oreilles !

1. La Maîtresse: Quelle est la partie de mon corps qui est souvent la plus humide ?
2. Thomas: Votre langue, Madame !

1. La Maîtresse: Quel mot commençant par la lettre 'c' , désigne quelque chose qui peut être humide ou sec et que les hommes aiment regarder ?
2. Thomas: Le ciel! Affirme Thomas.

Le directeur soufflant, transpirant comme un sauvage, décida de mettre fin au test et s'exclama :

'Ce n'est pas au secondaire que je vais t'envoyer, 

mais directement à l'université!

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Même moi, j'aurais complètement raté ce test...

Morale de l'histoire: 

C'est avec l'âge que l'on devient Pervers!

Resource Furniture - Space Saving

Resource Furniture 
Italian Designed Space Saving Furniture
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Tomorrow, Reinvented Today
by Resource Furniture * 
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Ron Barth, President of Resource Furniture demonstrates and explains their amazing line of Italian-designed space-savers. 
www.resourcefurniture.com/space-savers 

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Resource Furniture's
Incredible Space Savers

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http://www.resourcefurniture.com/space-saving-video

New York City's Greenhouse Gas Emissions

New York City's
Greenhouse Gas Emissions

One-Ton Spheres of Carbon Dioxide Gas

See Video Below...

Published on Oct 19, 2012 by CarbonVisuals

In 2010 New York City added 54 million metric tons of carbon dioxide (equivalent) to the atmosphere, but that number means little to most people because few of us have a sense of scale for atmospheric pollution.

Carbon Visuals (http://www.carbonvisuals.com) and 

Environmental Defense Fund (http://www.edf.org/climate/remaking-energy) wanted to make those emissions feel a bit more real - the total emissions and the rate of emission. 

Designed to engage the 'person on the street', this version is exploratory and still work in progress. Mayor Bloomberg's office has not been involved in the creation or dissemination of this video.

NYC Carbon Footprint:
54,349,650 tons a year = 148,903 tons a day = 6,204 tons an hour = 1.72 tons a second

At standard pressure and 59 °F a metric ton of carbon dioxide gas would fill a sphere 33 feet across (density of CO₂ = 1.87 kg/m³: http://bit.ly/CO2_datasheet). If this is how New York's emissions actually emerged we would see one of these spheres emerge every 0.58 seconds.

Emissions in 2010 were 12% less than 2005 emissions. The City of New York is on track to reduce emissions by 30% by 2017 - an ambitious target.

For a set of stills from this movie, see:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/carbonquilt/sets/72157631827283027/

For more information see:
http://www.carbonvisuals.com/work/new-yorks-carbon-emissions-in-real-time

Category: Nonprofits & Activism

License:  Standard YouTube License

Music 🎼 Année 60 🇫🇷

Chansons Francais Années 60
Les Plus Grands Succès Années 60

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Oldies ....

Playlists

1. Maya Casabianca:  Adieu Mon Pays
2. Maya Casabianca:  Nuits D'espagne:  (Chanson Illustrée)
3. Maya Casabianca:  Guitare Tango
4. Maya Casabianca:  Nuits D'espagne: ラスト・ダンスは私に ★マヤ・カサビアンカ
5. Georges Moustaki:  Ma Solitude (1969)
6. Enrico Macias:  Musique Judéo-Arabe-Andalouse
7. Antonio Prieto:  La Novia
8. Gigliola Cinquetti:  Non Ho L'eta 1964
9. Patricia Carli:  Demain Tu Te Maries
10. Patricia Carli: " Acusée Levez-Vous "
11. Patricia Carli:  Non Ho L'etat
12. Patricia Carli:  La Decouverte
13. Patricia Carli: L'amour En Cage
14. Patricia Carli: Je Te Previens:  French Brazilian Beat.
15. Patricia Carli: Les Mal Aimés
16. Patricia Carli:   Je Suis A Toi (Non Ho L'età)
17. Patricia Carli:  Arrête Arrête
18. Patricia Carli:  Je Suis A Toi
19. Patricia Carli:  Qu'elle Est Belle Cette Nuit
20. Sacha Distel : Oui Devant Dieu (La Novia)

 

                 

SEXIEST Videos EVER !!!!

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SEXIEST Video EVER !!!!

 

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These are some of the SEXIEST Videos Ever !!

Jessica Rabbit 
performs
"Why Don't You Do Right"

The song was memorably performed in the 1988 film Who Framed Roger Rabbit by the animated character Jessica Rabbit. 

Kathleen Turner provided the acting voice for the character, 

The vocal performance of the song is by actress Amy Irving.

 Hats off to Amy Irving !!! 

Brava !!  Brava !!

Why Don't You Do Right

You had plenty of money in 1922.
You let other women make a fool of you.
Why don't you do right,
like some other men do?

Get out of here,
get me some money too.

You're sittin down and wonderin what it's all about.
If you ain't got no money, they will put you out.
why don't you do right,
like some other men do?

Get out of here,
get me some money too.

Now if you had prepared 20 years ago.
You wouldn't be a wanderin now from door to door.
Why don't you do right,
like some other men do?

Get out of here,
get me some money too.

Get out of here,
get me some money too.

Why don't you do right, like some other men do? 

"Why Don't You Do Right?" is an American blues- and jazz-influenced pop song – now a standard – written in 1936 by Kansas Joe McCoy. It is a twelve-bar minor key blues form with a few chord substitutes, it is considered a classic "woman's blues" song.

The song has its roots in blues music and deals with themes that were common following the Great Depression and prohibition: the narrator is suggesting that the man is destitute because he has been used by other women, then demands money from him for her benefit.

One of the best known versions of the song is Peggy Lee's, which was recorded July 27, 1942 in New York with Benny Goodman. It sold over 1 million copies and brought her to nationwide attention.

 

* Read More Here:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Why_Don%27t_You_Do_Right%3F

* Why Don't You Do Right - Peggy Lee - Benny Goodman Orch 1942  - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zRwze8_SGk

NOVA - Inside the Megastorm

Inside the Megastorm

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Watch as hurricane Sandy unfolds, and explore what made it so much more devastating than other hurricanes. 

Aired November 21, 2012 on PBS

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/earth/inside-the-megastorm.html

 
Program Description

• Was Hurricane Sandy a freak combination of weather systems? 
• Or are hurricanes increasing in intensity due to a warming climate? 
• How did this perfect storm make search and rescue so dangerous?

"Inside the Megastorm" takes viewers moment by moment through Hurricane Sandy, its impacts, and the future of storm protection. Through first person accounts from those who survived, and from experts and scientists, "Inside the Megastorm" gives scientific context to a new breed of storms

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• Profile: Gavin Schmidt
  Climate scientist Gavin Schmidt has a passion for juggling, unicycling, and circus tricks of all sorts.

 http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/earth/inside-the-megastorm.html

Climate scientist links Arctic melting to U.S. weather fluctuations

http://www.pri.org/stories/science/environment/climate-scientist-links-arctic-melting-to-u-s-weather-fluctuations-12137.html

Bill Moyers & Naomi Klein: How Climate Change Is an Historic Opportunity for Progressives

Klein explains to Moyers why we've got to "dream big."

http://www.alternet.org/bill-moyers-naomi-klein-how-climate-change-historic-opportunity-progressives?fb_action_ids=4466271613038&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=aggregation&fb_aggregation_id=288381481237582

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