New Years Resolutions 🤓 for Nerds

New Years Resolutions
for
🤓  NERDS  😂

I will stop checking my Test / E-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is much more practical.
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When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, “LOL.. LOL!”
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I will stop sending E-mail / Text  Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
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I will try to figure out why I *really* need 12 e-mail addresses.
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I will stop sending e-mail to my roommate.

I resolve to work with neglected children... my own.
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I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer e-mail.

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When I subscribe to a newsgroup or mailing list, I will read all the mail I get from it.
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I will stop using, “So, what's your URL?” as a pickup line.
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 No more downloads from alt.binaries.*
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I resolve to back up my new 2 TB hard drive daily... well, once a week... monthly, perhaps... 
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I will spend less than five hours a day on the Internet.
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I will limit my top ten lists to ten items.
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I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it. 

I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh...

I resolve to, uh, get my, er... 

I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!