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Saturday, October 12, 2013

The Rules as Written by Men

THE RULES
AS WRITTEN BY MEN
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RULE # 1
Anything we say six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. 

All comments become null and void after seven days.


RULE # 2
If you don't want to dress like Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

 

RULE  #  3
If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.


RULE  #  4
It is neither your best interest nor ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together.
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RULE  #  5
Let us ogle. 

If we don't look at other women how  can we know how pretty you are?



RULE  #  6
You can either ask us to do something  OR  tell us how you want it done - not both.


RULE  #  7
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials or time-out.



RULE  #  8
Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.

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