Humans Not Good Enough For Their Cat

Humans
Who Are Clearly
Not Good Enough
For Their Cat

This person whose scratching privileges have been revoked

Ariana who doesn't understand the meaning of "just friends"

This girl who did not even ask if Mr. Wiggles was cool with taking a selfie

This guy who needs to shut up about his "little baby"

This couple who doesn't realize how much their cat hates PDA

This mere mortal who doesn't deserve to see his cat's face

 

 

These kids trying to spread their cooties to an innocent animal

 

 

This owner who needs to buy more boxes instead of useless cat perches

 

 

This fool who thought the pizza was for humans

 

 

This guy who doesn't realize his belongings are worthless

 

 

This overly attached, smothering owner

This person who doesn't understand the concept of

"PUT ME DOWN!"

This human whose powers of feline seduction aren't as good as he thinks

This woman who doesn't understand the idea of a personal bubble

This man whose affections won't be returned any time soon

These humans who need to up their interior decorating skills

This owner who seriously needed someone to help de-clutter their life

This person who needs to give less pettings and more cat food

This human who is not worthy to touch the sacred fur of royalty

This person who did not ASK if her cat wanted another roommate

 

 

This lazy bum who needs to take out the garbage, now.

 

 

This girl who needs to calm down with the overenthusiastic greetings

This child who is about to learn a lesson the hard way

 

 

This person who wants more commitment than her cat is ready for right now

This person who was literally the only one who wanted this group hug

 

 

This person who needs to chew some gum before she even THINKS about kissing her cat

 

 

This overly-attached pathetic human

These people who need to stay RIGHT where they are

 

This person whose couch potato days are DEFINITELY over now

This person who should probably sleep with one eye open

Because we are Simply
Not Good Enough
for this Superior Species.