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Sunday, May 13, 2012

Mom 🤰 Evolution 🦸‍♀️

🤰 The Evolution of Mom 🦸‍♀️

Yes, parenthood changes everything. 
But parenthood also changes with each baby. 
Here, some of the ways having a second and third child differs from having your first:

Your Clothes 👗
1st baby:  You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.
2nd baby:  You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
3rd baby:  Your maternity clothes are your regular clothes.

The Baby's Name 👶📛
1st baby: You pour over baby-name books and practice pronouncing and writing combinations of all your favorites.
2nd baby: Someone has to name their kid after your great-aunt Mavis, right? It might as well be you.
3rd baby: You open a name book, close your eyes, and see where your finger falls. Bimaldo? Perfect!

Preparing for the Birth 🤰
1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.
2nd baby: You don't bother practicing because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing.
3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your 8th month.

The Layette 🧺
1st baby: You prewash your newborn's clothes,  color coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.
2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains.
3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?

Worries 🙇‍♀️
1st baby: At the first sign of distress - a whimper, a frown - you pick up the baby.
2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.
3rd baby: You teach your 3-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.

Activities 🤸
1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and Baby Story Hour.
2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.
3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.

Going Out 👠 👡 👟
1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home 5 times.
2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached.
3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood. 💃

At Home 🏡
1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby. 👼🏻
2nd baby: You spend a bit of every day watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.🤼
3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children. 🏃‍♀️

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